Funny Confessions! #3

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when the waiter gave me my Aunt a 75 discount and he told my Aunt looks like you're about to pop have a safe delivery but she wasn't pregnant and she sat in the car crying for the next half hour I told my conservative dad my internship was at a software company but I don't think he looked it up or knows what it's for we laugh at dogs getting excited when they hear a bark on TV but if TV was a Non-Stop stream of intelligible noises and then someone suddenly spoke to you in your language you'd be pretty startled too the reason your mom slash Grandma thinks you're handsome is because you look like the man they married you know you're succeeding when a three hundred thousand dollar car picks you up every day