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save big on the hottest games exclusive bundles and more this winter with fanatical [Music] from the studio turning formulaic movies into a literal formula comes the average of every blockbuster you've ever watched with stars playing the average of every character they've ever played that feels like the average of every meal you ate from the microwave because anything else was too much effort red notice smash that back button or red notice will autoplay whether you want it to or not because netflix is betting you'll at least half watch these a-listers even if they're doing craigslist level material in an action comedy calculated to lock a global audience to their couch and drain them of the will to reach for the remote full of sexy people occasional action and humor dumbed down to the universal language of mugging joke free bickering you found it who's found it there's no bunker there's here there's nothing out here or when all else fails just naming apps people have heard of etsy kind