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after 15 years as a journalist I've learned it's important to grab the reader's attention with a catchy headline Local woman ruins own life five years ago Nel Serrano threw away a promising career to move to London for a man now she's back and the weird roommate she met on Craigslist is not passive aggressive at all I'd like to do a proper kitchen table there's plenty of places you could eat in your bedroom or you could eat on the couch if you put a blanket down you could even eat in the bathroom if you're a monster all right you are late but I told everyone that your phone was so set on UK time and that you were donating blood okay so at kind of woozy oh god oh no hide me yeah now Lexi is your boss now what I know I'm so sorry I know that I can be kind of harsh intense and attractive figure it out so what are you gonna put me on City beat crime B the deadbeat oh my God you're putting me on obituaries everyone has a story it's your job to find it don't you com