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You said you're never going to step a foot in Texas again. I know. This is unexpected. Nothing with you is unexpected. Your last job is over 17 years ago. That's quite a gap. Well, you know, I've worked almost every day for the last 17 years. I moved back in with my wife last week. I'm calling the cops! F***! Really? We decided to make a run of it. I just need a place to crash for a couple of days. What's the big deal? Mikey, go f*** yourself. All right, look, I'm going to be straight with you. I'm an adult film actor. Excuse me? So why are you back, Mr. Hollywood? Mikey. Welcome back, dude. I'm on top of my game right now on like every single possible level. Physical, stamina. My mind is sharp. I'm taking 5-HTP for serotonin in my brain. Yeah? With my skill and ability, there's no denying what I can do. The universe is on my side, bro. Before long, it'll be like we're still married. We are still married. What's your name? Everybody calls me Strawberry. You're like an extraterrestrial