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Alright, now, when you were a kid in school, recess was the best part of the day, obviously. You get to go frolic outside with your friends, have a rousing game of Duck, Duck, Goose, or clothesline yourself in a game of Red Rover. Why am I listing games from the 1930s? Those are not the games that we played. Anyways, the point is that recess gave you a nice little break from learning about isosceles triangles and checks and balances or whatever the hell you learn when you are a kid. So what could possibly be better than recess? Well, that's an easy one: how about two recesses? That's right, I'm talking about the good old-fashioned 'bonus' recess. Now, how the hell do you get a bonus recess in the first place? Well, a bonus recess would occur, if: a) a kid suddenly just barfed all over his desk, *BLARP* or b) if a kid pissed themself in the middle of a classroom, like some kind of wild animal. Either way, everybody gets to go outside for a bonus recess, while the janitor cleans up whate