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have you ever had that thought you know man I would Thrive so much in crisis you know the only problem is the world is all safe and simple and stuff but if circumstances just conspired to put me in an action hero situation I would do great I bet if I was trekking across a beautiful suspiciously New Zealand landscape with a crew of true companions on a perilous Quest I'd have a much easier time getting them into our dang weekly board game nights archeology would be so much more fun if it actually involved dodging traps and punching Nazis on moving tanks I kick ass at that I hate calling my doctor and my bank because the true testified bravery would be using Kung Fu to fight a crew of near-do wells in an exciting action set piece on top of a moving train now of course that little voice is not to be trusted because it belongs to your inner Storyteller the part of you that once upon a time played sword fights or dragon slaying or Star Wars on the playground before