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okay folks yes i got a haircut okay uh it's my summertime mullet and yes i'm only accepting compliments let me ask you a question was there ever a commercial that you saw when you were a kid for like a toy or like a video game or like a shirt i'm sure we all have at least one right toy commercials especially were incredible at making you feel like you were literally gonna die if you didn't get the product they're advertising obviously it wasn't just toy commercials that made you feel like that like i remember watching the magic bullet infomercial like every night before bed for some reason oh you're telling me i can make fresh pico de gallo in five seconds well even though i'm a child and i don't like pico de gallo because i'm not a fan of cilantro i need the [ __ ] magic bullet right now give you know how bad i wanted to [ __ ] sit at that table with all those old people and eat whatever food they were making dude i'm totally anti-gun but i am very pro-bulle