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i want to be in the world record book amongst the greatest ever live the guy that put all those straws in his mouth the girl with the longest fingernails and dave the guy who broke 62 eggs in 30 seconds with his head wait i have a head i could break this record i started training to break 63 eggs with my head in 30 seconds the rollover the smackeroo even the twister i practiced all the techniques i was becoming the lebron james of egg break but even lebron has his low moments the training broke me just like i was about to break these eggs at egg one nothing could stop me like 12 my forehead started to sing oh my head by x25 i started to lose my confidence but then i imagined my face in the record book and i knew i had to keep fighting i'm also trying to get in the record book by making the world's largest pizza when i hit 10 million subscribers so subscribe eggs 35 and beyond i literally remember nothing but apparently this happened i did it