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the definition of a fairy tale is a children's story about imaginary beings what if I told you once per year on a very specific date these imaginary beings come to life where you may ask Milwaukee it's Shrek Fest Shrek Fest is happening today howdy it's happening in like four hours I'm dressed as Lord Farquaad and today is gonna be the craziest day of my life but first let's get through airport security I forgot my luggage sneaking into Shrek Fest is not going to be easy I'm not good at stuff like this I don't like this I'm nervous and it doesn't help that apparently this clip of me went viral on Snapchat which is so embarrassing Shrek Fest happens every single year which is crazy because a Shrek movie hasn't come out in like a decade it's been a while the thing about Shrek Fest is not just a festival there are contests and there is no sane person on this planet that would even compete in one of these contests that's why I'm gonna win all three the roar conte