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rewriting company slogans so you don't have to part one and yes I'm doing multiple Parts because I'm an [ __ ] Subway when there's no Jersey Mike's nearby think we can all agree on that Burger King you sure drive around first Popeyes lock your doors Taco Bell almost food Chick-fil-A we'll look for you we'll find you and we'll take your order FedEx don't use FedEx Starbucks why save money on coffee Folgers you should probably spend more money on coffee