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mcdonald's accidentally made spoons for snorting cocaine you'll never guess their original use in 1979 mcdonald's had a controversy brewing they had manufactured a spoon the ideal size for druggies five inches long discreet and a nostril-sized spoon so congress starts conducting hearings around the sale of drug paraphernalia and they want mcdonald's on their side to help legitimize the issue the mcdonald's president's response we have 4 500 stores what do you want me to do then congress hits mcdonald's where it hurt they said i'm more interested in how many children you have would you consider doing this for them and my kids and america's kids mcdonald's was reluctant but congress had struck a chord they said they'll redesign the spoon or discontinue it all together so what did it become a flat coffee stirrer the thing it was intended to be in the first place