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i am poseidon god of the seas for what do you summon me yeah sorry to bother you i just wondered if you could heat up my cup of tea do you know who i am yeah you're the god of water god of season oceans yeah well i don't do tea yeah but water's water isn't it no i mean it's all part of the cycle so surely it's in your jurisdiction not when it's in a mug but where do you draw the line it has to be like a large body of water so if i dipped my mug in the sea and then oh you're just winding me up now i'd just like to know the distinction leave me alone jeez zeus thank you