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2022 has been a heck of a year for a lot of reasons but the biggest plot twist of the year that not even the writers saw coming is just the Absurd just like out of nowhere obsession with Pinocchio I mean three Pinocchio movies in one meeting who asked for this earlier this year we got that Russian one with Paulie Shores Pinocchio and it was just everything you expected it to be and then just like a little bit ago there was a trailer for like a dark souls Pinocchio game called lies of P which is honestly just the greatest name of anything ever at the end of this year we're getting a Guillermo del Toro stop-motion Pinocchio movie and just like a few days ago Disney themselves remade their own Pinocchio movie from 1940. what is happening but for Disney at least you know like of course this is nothing new like they've been remaking their old cartoon movies for years now we've got Mulan Aladdin Beauty and the Beast Pete's Dragon Lion King dumbo like they're just rea