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i am a pizza connoisseur every day i eat pizza david portnoy erak papa john himself he's canceled my bet i forgot i can't say his name they have nothing on me at coachella they had pizza could this even compare to a jersey slice i had to take a bite and try they were cheering for me they all wanted to see me eat pizza after one decisive bite of pizza it was a clear 10 out of 10. but then they gave me lemonade and it ruined my day