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this is a solid gold toilet that cost six million dollars how special would your dumps have to be to go into a six million dollar toilet is that water champagne does it flush with dom perignon it makes me feel bad i just got an ordinary toilet it's not even one of those ones that sprays water up into your butt cheeks apparently this was actually stolen from a museum this is like an art piece there's some dude out there taking dumps in a six million dollar toilet this 1.3 million dollar toilet paper 1.3 million dollar toilet paper but like anyone who can afford 1.3 million toilet paper you know that whole like 8 billionaires thing i'm all for it and then we can poop them out in their solid gold toilets i actually have the world's most expensive plunger i went to a store in new york where you could buy anything in the store so i went in the bathroom and they had a plunger that cost thirteen hundred dollars so yeah this is just the most expensive random crap in th