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i am bored so i have googled next level videos you know i will probably feel a little pathetic because we're just sitting here watching these videos and not actually doing anything impressive with our lives subscribe trying to get two diamond play buttons this is my second channel let's go this man is jumping from one bike to another bike there is grown men out there that don't actually even know how to ride a bike yet this man can ride two bikes surely you've got to make a solid impact on your testicles when you go from bike to bike right this is a chef preparing some food what's he going to do to impress us what now i'm not a biologist but i didn't know that's where eggs came from i thought they came from chickens goddamn take that scientists this man has created an actual flaming sword those enchantments i used to have in world of warcraft have become reality this is some insane balancing act what are you doing bro what there's no way they land on his hea