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all right what's your name uh Steve hi Steve my name is actually Greg I don't give my real name unless I like you write this down I work at a building four blocks north coming from a subway station two blocks south every Monday Tuesday and possibly Friday if I don't work from home I expect the same oat milkville latte at exactly 8 40 a.m unless I tell you otherwise however there's no time to talk because time is money so we'll communicate by the color of my tie blue means usual red means black black means Frappuccino matcha and pink means surprising because I'm in a good mood which really happens but stay on your toes if you don't see me I'm late for a meeting so I'll send my assistant for pickup she's a 24 year old Columbia graduate with a strong Filipino accent her name is Nicole with a Q she's lesbian so don't hit on her trust me I tried I'm married but files separate with three kids two of whom I disowned ever since they've given their life up to Christ I'