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yo what do you mean you don't want to move to austin so when we move here what color do you think you're going to dye your hair it says on zillow this is only like 2k a month not bad and it's got a sunroom where else would you rather live where it's 93 degrees out gloomy and smells like queso do you know if you say brisket three times fast you'll actually [ __ ] your pants you don't know what queso is must be from fort worth is that in texas dude they have a chipotle here this place has everything oh yeah no chafing's all a part of the experience you got a gold bond yeah it's like portland but with m16s do you recognize me yeah i'm actually growing out my mullet right now yo is this elon's new house nah probably joe's rogan that is we're on a first name basis where's my wallet oh oops that's just my can of copenhagen wintergreen long cut what's my love language girls in a pink cowboy hat yeah what are you doing this is just how you call a cab in austin they ha